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It is possible to fit up to 6 Asians on a motorbike, and 10 in a small car.

Shooting guns makes you horny.

"No I do not want a tuk-tuk"

Always learn how to say 'Crazy Foreigner' in the language of the country you are in. It will bring laughs from everyone and you can use it in almost any situation.

To my best of knowledge, I've yet to eaten dog. If I have, last night's meat was a prime candidate.

Most Asians are clean shaven, however some keep their face mole-hairs uncut since birth. It must be a status symbol of some sorts. I think it is gross.

"I am walking, I do not want a ride in your tuk-tuk"

All books in Cambodia are photocopies.

Some nights I will splurge and buy a $3 meal.

"I DO NOT WANT A FUCKING TUK-TUK"

You can barter for anything and everything.

The largest shoe size in Asia is CAN11. You will be laughed at like a freak if you try to buy anything bigger.

"FUCK, FUCK OFF TUK-TUK DRIVERS!!!!"

All Asian children are beautiful. Once they turn 12, the ugly bug hits them. Some make it past that stage without incident, however most hot Asian ladies are boys.

All travellers I've met who've been away for more than 18 months are all cooky and wierd. I do not want to become a statistic.

When you really do want to find a tuk-tuk to take you somewhere, they are never around.